After that, there are many random objects, culled from Berzerk's various games, that will either send him further along in the air or stop his progress dead. Once the geek's on his way, you have the opportunity to hit him again when he hits the ground for a Power Smash, sending him back into the stratosphere. If you get it just right, your character exclaims 'Killer Shot!' and gives you a big thumbs up. Click your mouse when the moving indicator is at the angle or power that you want the geek to travel. The controls are simple: at the tee, you're presented with two gauges, one for the angle of your hit and one for the power of your hit. It's simple, satisfying, and surprisingly fun, if inappropriate for kids.

Hit him as hard as you can, and see how far he flies. Take a short, blunt object, and a passing geek who epitomizes everything bad about the Internet, and hit him. Using elements from their various other games, your goal is simple. That's where Berzerk Studio's new hit-people-with-things simulator, Homerun in Berzerk Land, comes in. When a video of a zebra farting is riddled with comments about conspiracy theories, well, something is clearly wrong with the world, and there's nothing you can do about it. If you've ever watched a YouTube video, you've seen the kind of detritus some people pass off as opinions. If you are, you hate other Internet users.

If you're reading this, chances are you're on the Internet.

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